Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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