A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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