i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Pants are for mortals
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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