I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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