If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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