People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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