Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
it's great music for shaving your balls
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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