Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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