I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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