I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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