Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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