Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
True strength comes from lack of pants
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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