dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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