She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
what day is it and did you see me today?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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