you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
