That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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