I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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