he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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