try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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