HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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