But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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