I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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