He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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