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dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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