The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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