New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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