So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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