You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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