Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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