Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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