On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
the condom got lost in my hair
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think I sprained my soul last night
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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