i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Damn victory sex feels great
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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