He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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