I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You smell like stripper and shame
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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