Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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