I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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