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(650): View more from California

oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'

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(646): View more from New York

he just put it in my mouth and said "go"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.

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(830): View more from Texas

Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!

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(254): View more from Texas

I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.

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He's majoring in Religion

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.

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(914): View more from New York

I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme

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