I seem to have left my pride at pride
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I came so hard my ears popped.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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