Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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