He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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