I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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