but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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