Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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