pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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