chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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