Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We have started to decorate penises.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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