told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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