He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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