You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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