Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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