I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
