I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Farmville is her only friend.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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