I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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